February 2012
19 posts
TMI Tuesday
At my ex-wife’s house and wiping my ass with a paper towel because apparently half my salary isn’t enough to buy toilet paper.
RSVP for CHSH Friday night
girl-detective:
chshtweetup:
The CHSH kickoff event is here.
Please RSVP so we can get a head count, because we’re looking for a space that can contain all of our awesome for afterward.
Please spread the word. Thanks!
RSVPing=making my life much easier! TIA!
Exposed
Ever put yourself out there, I mean really put yourself out there on a limb? Exposed and unsure — just hoping you aren’t judged or misunderstood? Ever risk it all just being honest with someone because you can’t live with deception?
Nah, me neither.
Take A Vacation →
November 2011
2 posts
Jealousy Makes Me Hungry
One Sunday a month, Michele has lunch with a girlfriend I that have never met. She is anti-social so I supported and very much encouraged her to get out of the house to relax without the kids and make some new friends. She doesn’t have a lot of friends that I haven’t met or that I haven’t tried to get in their pants. I can let her have one of those kinds of friends or maybe...
October 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Our Website for Snark NYC
I bought the domain I setup the web hosting I have created websites before Noticed I didn’t use the word “designed” I am drinking an energy drink at 11PM I am exhausted I have an 8AM staff meeting tomorrow I don’t think I am going to make any progress on this site again tonight Luckily I have a good head start on not getting this thing done.
When your wife gets a Twitter account, it means she knows you are cheating.
When your wife gets a Tumblr account it means she got over it because she is fucking someone from the Internet too.
September 2011
1 post
#FF Follow Friday
Is Follow Friday when the hot bitch at work who doesn’t wear underwear leaves early and you run to your car to get the chloroform and Third Eye Blind mix CD your ex made you before she dumped you for the guy at Game Stop with all those high scores? No, then I’m not interested.
August 2011
6 posts
2 tags
3 tags
An Important How-To Video →
1 tag
June 2011
2 posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urz7XgOugqM&feature=... →
Pffffft
April 2011
5 posts
1 tag
I learned a lot about you folks while I was in Chicago.
- You are surprisingly cleaner than I expected.
I found this in my drafts folder from last year. Bonus: Still relevant.
You might be doing tweetups wrong if you..
refused to wear a name tag
were heard saying, I don’t like him/her
didn’t meet one new person who you are still thinking about today
didn’t end up with embarrassing pics or better yet video of you floating around the net
didn’t tip the bartender
can wait for the next one
March 2011
9 posts
I’m sitting in traffic on my way to work and I couldn’t be happier about the delay.
February 2011
2 posts
I’m sick of pretending to be happy.
January 2011
6 posts
