TMI Tuesday
I had to start drinking no carb energy drinks because I miss being able to see my dick.
I’m going to Mexico in April. Somebody I know thinks they are going with me but they don’t have a copy of their birth certificate. There will be plenty of time to whine about places you can’t go when you are home because you couldn’t go.
I finally replaced my iPhone with another Android phone. I still can’t sexually satisfy a woman but I have my self respect back.
At my ex-wife’s house and wiping my ass with a paper towel because apparently half my salary isn’t enough to buy toilet paper.
The CHSH kickoff event is here.
Please RSVP so we can get a head count, because we’re looking for a space that can contain all of our awesome for afterward.
Please spread the word. Thanks!
RSVPing=making my life much easier! TIA!
Yes, Siri I would.
Delocated is my jam.
My boss bought me this bottle because I’m an awesome employee who likes vodka. I need a name for her. I’d like to call her Empty.
Ha!