{perpetual ball itch}

Mar 20

TMI Tuesday

I had to start drinking no carb energy drinks because I miss being able to see my dick.

TMI Tuesday

I had to start drinking no carb energy drinks because I miss being able to see my dick.

Mar 15

I’m going to Mexico in April. Somebody I know thinks they are going with me but they don’t have a copy of their birth certificate. There will be plenty of time to whine about places you can’t go when you are home because you couldn’t go.

Mar 04

I finally replaced my iPhone with another Android phone. I still can’t sexually satisfy a woman but I have my self respect back.

Feb 28

TMI Tuesday

At my ex-wife’s house and wiping my ass with a paper towel because apparently half my salary isn’t enough to buy toilet paper.

RSVP for CHSH Friday night

girl-detective:

chshtweetup:

The CHSH kickoff event is here.

Please RSVP so we can get a head count, because we’re looking for a space that can contain all of our awesome for afterward.

Please spread the word. Thanks!

RSVPing=making my life much easier! TIA!

Feb 27

Yes, Siri I would.

Yes, Siri I would.

Feb 24

Delocated is my jam.

Delocated is my jam.

My boss bought me this bottle because I’m an awesome employee who likes vodka. I need a name for her. I’d like to call her Empty.

My boss bought me this bottle because I’m an awesome employee who likes vodka. I need a name for her. I’d like to call her Empty.

blu-harmony:

Ha!

blu-harmony:

Ha!